Max's Homework - Wordly Wise Story “It’s Good to be 18”

Wordly Wise Story “It’s Good to be 18”

By Max Lyakovetsky, Feb 24, 2011

Vocabulary Words:

·        vote
·        jury duty
·        play lottery
·        gamble
·        own a credit card
·        buy rifles and shotguns
·        drive by himself
·        join the military
·        get a piercing or tatoo
·        sue someone
·        be tried as an adult
·        rent an apartment

Hey, Mark! I turned 18 awhile ago and got some sick tattoos! You should swing by my newly rented apartment soon and I can show you the sweet Gatling gun I got at the weapon shop yesterday for some million bucks. When you come, we could play for the lottery together, and party all night with the worry of getting sued and serving jury duty.Then we'll go to Vegas to gamble and  pick up two hot chicks and be like "WHOO!" at our hotel. And since I have a credit card, we could order room service for our ladies. We'll then vote for McCain and Palin, and to straighten ourselves after all of this, we'll go to the Army recruiting center and spend our lives in Afghanistan 'till the War on Terror ends. Wait Mark, you're 18, right?